The Thing About Bears

Here's the thing about bears - if you dream about them, it's guaranteed to always be a nightmare.

 They're never friendly, even if they show up in your kitchen with a cooking apron on.


That just means the cookies they're sprinkling sprinkles on are meant to fatten you up before dinner. Because you're the dinner.

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Some Guy · 427 weeks ago

That bear certainly looks friendly. Surely a bear with glasses wouldn't hurt anyone.
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 427 weeks ago

He thought to himself, as the bear salted his face and licked its lips.
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ChadJ 85p · 427 weeks ago

You're reading Stephen King again, aren't you? That, or Goldilocks meets Hansel and Gretel for dinner.
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 427 weeks ago

They bearly made it out alive.

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