If you pray for patience, God will make you take notes during a committee document review meeting.
Here are those notes...
Back-to-back meetings? Grumble, grumble...wait a minute - you brought pastries AND breakfast burritos?!? Talk to me, Boss, talk to me. You have earned my affection, er, attention.
Wow. That was a lot of meaningless words. I wonder if they'll notice if I substitute the Boss' for my own.
What I think was said: High-level mumbo-jumbo nomenclature file plan sponsor quarterly fish fry blither blather ducky duck.
What I'm going to write in the meeting minutes: Documented non-feasible customer supply chain obfuscation and compliance.
We are now in Hour Three of this Thirty Minute Meeting That Won't Take Long At All, Ricky Get Back In Here. It is currently being discussed that we have gotten off track and have not discussed what we should have been discussing at all. Don't you think all afternoon meetings should include Doritos?
so the meeting has been rescheduled for tomorrow.
Hope there's burritos!
Do you die a slow death in meetings?
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