The packaging on my pretzels says they are "more versatile than ever before". So far, they have failed as paper airplanes, shoes and coyote bait. I'm calling shenanigans on this one.
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| Revel in the majesticalityness. |
My desk at work is so clean that my coworkers have started asking if I'm planning on sticking around. I have no 4-foot stacks of papers, so my desk doesn't look like theirs. I work in a records management department...
I spent an afternoon the other day teaching my son to burp and then yell "BURRRP!", so my wife should be having an awesome day today while I'm at work. It's the little things, right?
What awesome things have you taught someone impressionable?
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