SPAM Pizza

I get spam. You get spam. We all get spam.

It's always the same thing - "***** enlargement! Click this virus-ridden attachment!"

I get fed up at the lack of creativity. Until this morning.

I fired up my email and saw this:

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You've just ordered pizza from our site
Pizza Supreme with extras:
- Italian Sausage
- Onions
- Green Peppers
- Pineapple
- No Cheese
- No Sauce
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Pizza Super Supreme with extras:
- Pepperoni
- Pineapple
- Jalapenos
- Black Olives
- No Cheese
- No Sauce
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Pizza Supreme with extras:
- Bacon Pieces
- Ham
- Diced Tomatoes
- Green Peppers
- Diced Tomatoes
- Easy On Cheese
- Easy On Sauce
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Pizza Super Supreme with extras:
- Beef
- Ham
- Green Peppers
- No Cheese
- Easy On Sauce
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Drinks
- Sprite x 3
- Cherry Coke x 2
________________________________________Total Charge: 190.23$


If you haven't made the order and it's a fraud case, please follow the link and cancel the order.

CANCEL ORDER NOW!

If you don't do that shortly, the order will be confirmed and delivered to you.


Best regards
ELIA`s Pizzeria
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Spammers hate sauce. This is why spammers need Jesus.


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