Woke up late for work today.
Forgot my badge. Had to stand outside and call someone to come open the door.
Moved some computers around. Sometimes I think The Boss puts all the names in one hat and all the desk assignments in another and shuffles them together to reassign folks.
Weird Dude who gave me his old shirts in a grocery bag a few weeks back was sitting behind a random desk in the dark when I came in. Scared the Wheaties outta me.
This all seems familiar...