We're dedicating our son at church this weekend.
This means I have to give a speech in front of 2,000,000 people (I think that's how many people will be there - just an estimate).
Gulp.
Like most things in life, it's the getting started part that has me stalled.
Some failed opening lines of my yet-to-be-written speech:
- It was a dark and stormy night
- Call me Ishmael
- Once upon a time
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
- Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury
- Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
You can watch it live at 11:15AM MST this Sunday. NOT that you should...
What other failed opening lines can I cross off my list?
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