Cheerio From Steve, the British Hard Drive

• I'm not sick. It's just allergies.
• Or maybe another sinus infection.
• If I only ever speak to my son in a British accent, he will grow up thinking he's British.
• I MUST DO THIS.
• Cheerio!
• You should lock your front door.
• One time I didn't, and a guy walked in with a three foot tall speaker and asked if Steve was home.
• So unless your name is Steve and you want to rock your face off, lock your door.

Boss: Can you print this database for me?

Me: *Twitch* No, databases can't be printed.

Boss: Why not?

Me: Probably copyright issues.

Client: Did you get docs on the hard drive I sent you along w/ the hard copies?

Me: No, just the drive.

Client: They're on the drive.

Me:

Did this post seem longer because I formatted it funny? Didn't work in school, either.
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