The Trouble with Blogging - Guest Post By Daniel S. Carman


Today's guest post is by Daniel Carman. Daniel blogs at Return to Zero. He's a nuclear physicist (thank you, Spell Check), and therefore light years smarter than me.

I asked him to guest post for me, and here's what he cooked up in his thermocranial reactor...

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That there's a tumbleweed, not Daniel. OR SO HE SAYS!

Each day I sit down at this cursed keyboard and it mocks me with its sing-song refrain, "What are you going to come up with today?" Try as I might to channel a sliver of Maya Angelou, what spills out is more like:

... The grand stone edifice fell across the alabaster mountains as the inky blackness dissipated into the aether ...

Gack! Truly mindless hackneyed pap that rots the brain. So, I try to conjure the rapturous mastery of the bard, William Shakespeare, and what oozes up from the mire is:

... The callow shaver approached his forebearer petitioning him for acumen and some perspicacity of his antiquities ...

Really? Complete and total dreck!

Now, just when I am at the end of myself, trying to come up with something pithy to say, with a profound moral and a bit of wit, striving to pull a crumb out of my flacid and barren mind, along comes a request to write more, a guest post for someone else. You see, that's the trouble with blogging, it insists upon itself. But, as Abraham Lincoln, our nation's first president, said on this very subject, "That grinch even took their last can of Who hash!". Now I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but truer words were never uttered regarding the tumbleweeds skittering through my mental cupboards. The point is, I still think, somehow, I have pulled an ace out of my ... err ... "sleeve" with this one, I have. A blog with no point, very little humor, and no taste. Should fit in quite well here I believe.

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So, the lesson that we have learned thus far is that asking me to guest host, and then posting the crap-ola that I come up with, is a sure-fire way to bring traffic to your site to a complete stand still. I hope that you have learned your lesson.
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Lesson not learned - you're welcome here any time!
I think Ricky has trained his readers to have a question to prompt their comments.

No question at the end of your post = readers don't know what to write.
I like the picture of Daniel's Halloween costume. That's a very convincing tumbleweed.
At least you don't have the perspicacity--the sheer, unmitigated chutzpah, to pen posts regarding the martial arts practices of water fowl.

Say--that's not a half-bad notion...

Welcome about the good ship Ricky!
Daniel, I don't know how I missed this post. I'm late to the game but I liked what you threw down. Your brain is on a whole notha level.

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