How To Be the President of the United States - Guest Post for Jessica Buttram

In my ongoing efforts to prepare the next generation for jobs of awesomeness, today I'm guest posting for Jessica Buttram.

Jessica is a much better writer than me, but apparently isn't a good judge of character. She asked me to write something for her, and I promptly put it off until yesterday morning at 4:15 AM.

So, head on over to Jessica's site to see what I threw up together for her.
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Good, solid advice for any would-be presidential candidate. But, one should also learn several important or "key" phrases, such as "I'm not here to talk about the past." and "Your allegations of my rampant drug use, incessant whoring, and my kickbacks-for-me program are just political partisan posturing, even though what you say is 100% true."
1 reply · active 703 weeks ago
And just wait until he's too old to be running for class president!
I'd add "Find a trusty sidekick. You'll need a vice-president someday."
1 reply · active 702 weeks ago
Good point! Now go back to Jessica's site and find the Easter egg in the post...

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