Evan's Jedi Mind Trick

Bet you wish your kid could do this!



What are you doing this weekend?


No boring answers!


If you don't have something exciting planned, then either plan something exciting or lie to us. Lying is perfectly acceptable on this site!
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The power is strong in that youngling, yes? (I am now trying to do my imitation of Yoda, but really sounding much more like Fozzy Bear.) This weekend I am joining a team of Navy seals that is invading a small Caribbean island nation to overthrown its brutal dictatorial regime that is heckbent on hoarding all the world's cheese. I can say no more as I am bound to secrecy.
1 reply · active 702 weeks ago
We welcome both Yoda and Fozzy Bear here.

And dictators that are heckbent on cheese domination must be stopped - thank you, Dan(iel).
I fell asleep once I heard SQL... maybe that is more hypnotism than Jedi mind tricks.

This weekend we're going to Chicago. It may become exciting if I hit one of my in-laws with a chair.
2 replies · active 701 weeks ago
Sounds like you have plans for that.

That makes it premeditated, you know...
Fortunately, I either didn't have to break out the furniture or scared them away.
Watching football. That's not a boring answer, because football is exciting.

We're also going to a rodeo.
1 reply · active 702 weeks ago
I have seen one football game in person.

I have also seen one rodeo in person.

I look football better.
We're watching HP the last one…Pt 1 and Pt 2. BAM!
1 reply · active 702 weeks ago
Haven't seen that (those) yet.
Turns out yesterday, being the day she (my wife) had surgery and all, was the wrong day to bust out the avant garde nuclear grade satire at my site. I plead nerves, sleep deprivation, and a sugar high. No, it's never coming out of the vault again. Don't ask. ;-)

I'll be paying for that one not just this weekend, but for a long time to come.
1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
Yikes!

Hope things smooth over soon, Chad.
Wow! He is SO talented and has SUCH a talented Dad too!!
I'm playing with my new puppy - she is such a joy - and we're enjoying her SO MUCH!!! Such a bundle of love :)
2 replies · active 701 weeks ago
Glad you're having fun with your latest addition, Cindy.
Thanks, Ricky - she's an angel :)
First, I do NOT wish my kid could do that because that would mean I have a kid. And they steal your sleep.

Second, I did not have amazing weekend plans. I slept 12 hours on Friday night. Because I didn't have a kid.
1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
Some liar you are, Jamie.

I EXPECT BETTER OUT OF YOU.
Wicked Awesome! We went to my in-laws river house. They weren't there. Oh and neither were our kids. I also didn't have to work on Sunday. I only get 3 Sunday's off a year. It was a great weekend.
1 reply · active 701 weeks ago
I'm glad you had a great weekend, Rob. You deserve a break.

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