Passive Aggressiveness For Fun and Profit, Part II

We had a user a while back that frustrated me to no end. Dealing with her is what got me started writing the Network Administrator Diaries bits. Rather than vent my thoughts on her, I started writing stuff down for you. It's one of the many passive aggressive ways I deal with people.

I'm not proud of most my passive aggressive methods...except this one!

This particular user was a Panicked User of Doom (PUD). She had no initiative whatsoever. One time she locked herself out of her network account while I was on vacation. She came in day after day and dutifully sat at her computer, doing nothing. She didn't tell her supervisor. She didn't ask my backup guy for assistance. For eight days, she sat at her desk and waited for me to return.

She had several recurring issues. One was with her optical mouse. When she would twitch her wrist and the mouse would fly over to the edge of her screen, she would call me and tell me her mouse was broken.

I showed her how she could simply try moving the mouse and the world would start spinning again. She didn't believe me it was that easy. She wanted a more thorough fix. So I showed her how to unplug her mouse and plug it back in. She refused to try it, saying she was too scared to mess anything up.

Finally, I resorted to 'giving her a new mouse'. This consisted of keeping a spare mouse right inside the server room door. When she'd call me about her 'broken' mouse, I'd come snag it, take 7 steps over to the server room, and bring out the 'new' one. I swapped these two mice out for her for over a year, until she finally got canned retired.


What passive aggressive ways have you dealt with difficult people?

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At an old job, one of my co-workers was constantly upset about how his boss never washed his hands in the men's room. He started putting up post-it notes underneath his nameplate outside his cubicle that said "doesn't wash hands" written in his wife's handwriting. Noticing that it kept occurring at lunchtime, he started eating lunch at his desk, so the co-worker got a guy who came in at 6AM to start doing the dirty deeds for him. While it was amusing for a while since the middle manager was someone that few of us liked, said co-worker still wonders to this day why he got let go.
1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
I'd have to say that's one thing I'm not passive aggressive about. I have no problem whatsoever telling a complete stranger to wash his hands. And if you're one of those guys who has phone conversations whilst sitting on the can, you're about to get very embarrassed!
I punch people. Also, I'm not sure what "passive aggressive" means.
I am incredibly impressed at said user's ability to do literally NOTHING for 8 days.
1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
It was quite impressive. The sad part is she probably did less damage that way.
There's a scale in the break room. It's also common to see candy or some other sugary crap in there. I like to put the scale on the table and place the snack dish on top of it. I sure showed those fatties the what-for!

"she was too scared to mess anything up." - If I had a nickel... The two basic qualifications to being the IT guy here are (1) the ability to follow a cable back to its logical conclusion and (2) The ability to fearless click "next" several times on a software install.
1 reply · active 722 weeks ago
Couldn't agree more!

I often tell people I only know as much as they do; I'm just braver.
I remember this! I read it ages ago. That isn't nice what you did about the mouse--that's no way to treat your mom.

;-)
2 replies · active 683 weeks ago
Wrong user and you know it, Cad!
Yah, I know, Richie! ;-)

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