Ode to Pizza

Pizza, pizza - how I love thee,
you are perfect for saucy delivery.

With cheese melted all around,
dreamy toppings will soon be found.

Mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, whee!
Sometimes I'll even get pepperoni.

Your crust is tasty with some ranch,
although my garlic breath will make you blanch.

I love you best when you're made locally,
supporting my community I do vocally.

Pizza, pizza - how I love thee,
thinking of you makes me tummy rumbly.


Why is pizza so much better than your favorite food?

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Darrin · 722 weeks ago

haha. Love it
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Some Guy · 722 weeks ago

Pizza has nothing on chocolate-chip pancakes. Those are like eating cookies for breakfast. Or dinner.
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 722 weeks ago

But they are inherently flawed - they have no sauce.
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Some Guy · 722 weeks ago

I'm a purist and take mine without sauce. But the kids do add sauce (AKA syrup).
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Sgt. Wolverine · 722 weeks ago

I'm certain you're not allowed to post about pizza without providing pizza for all your readers. My pizza hasn't yet arrived; when can I expect it?
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 722 weeks ago

The second Tuesday of next week, of course.
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Adam · 722 weeks ago

I love pizza. I think I could eat it every day!
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 722 weeks ago

I tried that last month when I was traveling for work for two weeks. I failed because I was in Kansas City, which also has barbecue. But I did win the grand prize, which was 6 new pounds to bring home to my wife!
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Laurie · 722 weeks ago

Do you remember the sign over the soda case at the Pizzeria we both worked at (remember.. when I was your boss)? Pizza is like sex... When it is good, it is great; When it is bad, it is still pretty good. We had pizza for dinner tonight. Yummm... Costco pizza is second only to Village Pizza Buffet!
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 722 weeks ago

We should each write a post about when we were each each others' boss. It would be very confusing, I'm sure. I got confused just typing that.

I do remember that sign. It used to embarrass me. You know, because I was fourteen and worked for my sister at a place that had stickers up about sex.

I'm turning a bit red now.
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Laurie · 722 weeks ago

Whooo... Hold it right there. You make it sound so much worse that it was. AND... I didn't put the sticker up.
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Ricky Anderson 96p · 722 weeks ago

But you did make me clean the bathrooms.
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Rob Shepherd · 722 weeks ago

My dad often says that I've never met a pizza that I didn't like. That is mostly true. I ate pizza in Brazil and it tasted like the sauce was mayo. That my friend was gag nasty. Besides that I'm all about some pizza.

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