Keeping the Sabbath Kinda Holy

When I worked at Taco Bell, I made sure my boss knew from the start I wouldn't be working on Sundays.

Our arrangement worked well until one day when we got a new boss. He immediately put me on the schedule for the next Sunday.

I pulled him aside and informed him this wouldn't be happening. He told me if I didn't show up on Sunday, I shouldn't bother showing up on Monday either. Or any other day.

I didn't show, and neither of us ever mentioned it again. We understood each other and had an unspoken truce.

But as smug as I was over that small victory, I'm as hypocritical as the next Christian when it comes to my expectations of how others observe the Sabbath.

We're ready to throw down if our boss asks us to work on Sunday. We've got pocketfuls of righteous indignation ready if he dares ask. But that same indignation gets a little less righteous when the tables are turned, doesn't it?

It's Sunday. We've enjoyed a challenging and life-changing sermon. We grab our Bibles and herd our families to the car. We remember to drive like Christians, and let folks in front of us. We smile and wave. We're proud of ourselves; we're good Christians.

We hum a hymn on the way to the restaurant. We skip up to the door, and then things turn ugly. The restaurant is closed.

How dare they? Don't they know we hurried over here with plenty of time to beat the Baptists? We're here as a family, and we're hungry!  It's not like folks who work in restaurants are Christians, you know. They shouldn't be taking Sunday off. I bet they don't have families, either. This is highly inconvenient. I bet they're at home watching football, and aren't thinking about me at all.

Well, if we can't eat out, at least we can get some shopping done. Why is this store closed too? Wow, even the mall closes early today. It's like today is special or something.

Thanks to these people, I can't get my to-do list done today. They're making me waste my weekend.

Selfish jerks!

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That Taco Bell story is amazing. You are the stuff Taco Bell legends are made of.
3 replies · active 719 weeks ago
Thanks. You all just let me know when you're sick of hearing about Taco Bell.
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Your Favorite Sister · 719 weeks ago

He was so good at working at Taco Bell, he got the "Golden Taco" (do you hear the angels singing?) award. No joke!
I love Taco Bell. Keep telling Taco Bell stories.
Killer Post, Enrique.

And more Taco Bell? Always good.
1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
They're all for you, Knox, they're all for you.
I too am a recovering Taco Bell employee. Guac guns are my weapon of choice.

Strangely, I am 55% more likely to want to go to Chick Fil A or Hobby Lobby on a Sunday... not sure why.
1 reply · active 719 weeks ago
We want what we can't have, right?

I miss being able to make my own nachos for free. I really do want to go work there again for a day just so I can do that.

Then I'd say "Thanks for the nachos!" and quit.
Love the flip on this post.

I seem to get unreasonably annoyed when restaurants close on Mondays. I realize that it's likely because they stay open on Sundays and they're family run shops who want (God forbid!) a day of rest. Sigh.
1 reply · active 719 weeks ago

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