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Things You Could Use My Left Arm For

Last week I made a list of a few things I'd give my left arm for.  There were no takers on my offer, so I thought I've add some incentive by listing a few things you could use my left arm for:


Writing guest posts for your blog*

A gift for the next busy person who tells you, "I've only got two hands!"

A doorstop

A 'conversation starter' for your coffee table

Spanking device for your unruly children ('don't make me get THE HAAAAND!')

Magic tricks

Employee motivation ('Good job! Give yourselves a pat on the back. Okay, now pass it around the table.')

Measuring cubits


*Batteries not included


If you're not going to take me up on the offer, the least you could do is come up with a few other creative uses for my left arm in case someone else wants it.

Have at it!


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3 comments:

  1. Sgt. WolverineFebruary 25, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    It could be an excellent tool for bidding at auctions.

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  2. Ricky AndersonFebruary 25, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Ha!

    I was hoping you'd chime in on this one; I knew it'd be good.

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  3. Sgt. WolverineFebruary 25, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    I'm actually sort of disappointed in my contribution. I'll do better next time!

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