Special Needs User (SNU): Can you help me sync my email to my iPhone?
Me: No.
SNU: Can you help me sync my calendar to my iPhone?
Me: No.
SNU: Why not?
Me: Corporate blocks it. They don't support iPhones.
SNU: Why?
Me: I don't know.
SNU: Do you know why they block it?
Me: No.
SNU: So there's no workaround?
Me: No.
SNU: What did you do for the partners?
Me: The partners got different phones since they couldn't use their iPhones.
SNU: So you just hooked them up with some secret fix that you can't tell me?
Me: What? No, I just told you...yes, that's exactly what I did. I have secret computer fairy dust, and I only share it with management.
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